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The Dishwasher Tapes

by Ffredi Blino

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1.
Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is verboden Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is verboden – Daddy! We vragen u enkele ogenblikken te wachten in de Kamer Niet Roken in de Kamer He’s setting fire to the Gideons’ Bible And de Roken in de Kamer is verboden OJ Kryptic, he’s really gone ballistic His mama writes the words and Haroldo does the music He throws the little guys up over his shoulder Dros ben llestri but he’s 20 years older Wǒmen dōu shì fēicháng hǎo péngyǒumen in de Kamer Niet Roken in de Kamer He’s blowing lines off the Chinese Bible And de Roken in de Kamer is verboden Roken in de Kamer is for real It’s just the way you feel Ffredi Blino, he doesn’t get a look-in Mae o yn y gegin and he’s Ffredi-steady cooking He’s got the cheese board, ’67 Flying V But the Kows are coming home to me We vragen u enkele ogenblikken te wachten in de Kamer Niet Roken in de Kamer You just gotta watch your language in de Kamer And be nice to the Kameraman Roken in de Kamer is for real So just adjust the way you feel L’ami de Jacques Renard, he’s not even in existence! His existential crisis is covering the distance Measured in galactic units in the sky Divided by the square root of Pi Sponge is soaking up the flood and Gideon’s out the window It used to feel so Kryptic, now it’s just apocalyptic Now here comes Jimi with the pink-headed ladies Roken in de Kamer tonight Roken in de Kamer is for real It’s just the way you feel Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is verboden Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is verboden – Daddy! Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is verboden Daddy Blin is Roken in de Kamer Roken in de Kamer is goed
2.
Her footwear was designed With Pedestrian Motion in mind And that's just the purpose to which it's gonna be put Her footwear was designed To be wicked and unkind In keeping with the nature of her foot She walked all over me today (Wup! Bup!) She's gone to Jackson and I think she's gone to stay Alright now! She walked all over me today - yeah, just like a wup! Bup! She's gone to Jackson and I think she's gone to stay 'Cause her footwear was designed To be wicked and unkind In keeping with the nature of her foot Yeah, her footwear was designed With Pedestrian Motion in mind And that's just the purpose to which it's gonna be put
3.
I won a ticket at my local karaoke show I'm so excited and I feel I really wanna go I've got nobody sitting with me on the aeroplane I would invite you, but you're hanging with that boy again I'll think about you as I'm lyin' there upon the beach All my romantic notions dropped securely out of reach You will be sorry as I watch Waikiki moon arise Not that you'll know it, but you'll probably just catch the vibes He's gonna drop you when he sees that you're in love with me Then you will know the place that you will really want to be Upon the beach next to the boy whose love you really crave Your song will come to me upon the crest of ocean waves "Take me back to Honolulu Take me back, I'm goin' there with you That's all I really want to do Ooh-wah-ooh Take me back to Honolulu Take me back, I'm goin' there with you" The streets are really wide and everybody's got a car But we don't need one 'cause we're not gonna be going far That's why I bought for you this really groovy bicycle When you are riding it I'm thinking you're so beautiful Beneath your helmet you are looking really very cute You gotta wear it to protect yourself from falling fruit We kiss and cuddle underneath the Frangipani tree I bet them surfer boys are really gonna envy me They're hangin' 10 and doing all the things that surfers do I don't know what it is 'cause I'm too busy loving you And while the little birds are singin' us a symphony My favourite tune is still that little song you sang to me "Take me back to Honolulu Take me back, I'm goin' there with you That's all I really want to do Ooh-wah-ooh Take me back to Honolulu Take me back, I'm goin' there with you" "Take me back to Honolulu Take me back, I'm goin' there with you With you With you With you..."
4.
Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Mae 'na ji-binc ar y tŷ pinc Mae 'na do bach ar y tŷ bach Mae 'na bobl ar y byncws yn dawnsio i'r tiwnau fi Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Ffredi Blino Dw i wedi blino ar yr hen ddaioni Dyna fy nghariad - hei Myndi! Sut wyt ti? Dyma cariad, o'r enw - Myndi Gwely (Ie, dawnsiwch Myndi!) Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi! Ffredi Blino Ffredi Blino - dwwwi!
5.
Comfort Zone 04:14
When you get those ideas about drinking beers And plugging in guitars, and shaking down your mortal fears Well you might live in a hole that's too cold for rock'n'roll But don't be too dumb to let it show Go find your Comfort Zone, don't feel all alone Your face is your own spatial home Jump in your Comfort Zone, don't you be all alone Your life is worth more than a new ringtone When you smash up your phone, you get a new phone And it's never just right and you're out of action for a week Just take your sweet time, you fall back into line You're the perfect dissatisfied consumerist freak Go find your Comfort Zone, don't feel all alone Your face is your own spatial home Jump in your Comfort Zone, don't you be all alone Your life is worth more than a brand new ringtone When you get in a fight and it's the wrong kind of fight And nobody's feeling you on your brand new media And your friends are ashamed 'cause they can't spell your name And you never can tell wrong from right Go find your Comfort Zone, don't you feel all alone Your face is your own special home Jump in your Comfort Zone, you can't be all alone Your life is worth more than a dumb ringtone
6.
I'm chattin' with the fishes I'm stackin' up the dishes I'm crunchin' up your wishes for the big red guy Oh, my feet are itchin' I'm bitchin' in the kitchen Whenever you be twitchin' I be wondering why So come and hold the strainer 'Cause girl you're my no-brainer And I got the stock answer to the question you pose My name is Mr. Shape I went and sold the two-inch tape To buy a little silver xmas bell to hang off my nose Go tell Aunt Rhody To ride my little pony 'Cause we can't be the only ones livin' the dream The proof is in the reading Just tell me what you're needing I'll start with sympathetic cream Ooh-hoo!
7.
I base my well-being on a temporary fix I wanna be a rock'n'roll star! I ain't happy 'less I got a big hit I wanna be a rock'n'roll star! Can't hold a girlfriend for more than two weeks I wanna be a rock'n'roll star! Can't take a photo till I sucked in my cheeks I wanna be a rock'n'roll star! Check it! I don't like a lot of meaning in the words Verse, chorus, verse, middle eight, chorus verse And if you play a major seven you're an intellectual, jazz-picking snob But did you hear about the girls who took a plaster cast of Jimi's... No! Rock'n'roll it don't make you smile Rock'n'roll it is a study in denial I'm too busy embracing insanity To give a fuck about the rest of humanity Don't you know there's twelve pistons in my Jaguar? Did I mention that I wanna be a fat fuckin' rock'n'roll star? Ah - ooh - yeah - go! Rock'n'roll it don't make you smile Rock'n'roll it is a study in denial I'm just try'na get a grip on normality (Still pissing in the face of reality) I'm pumping on all twelve pistons in my Jaguar Did I mention that I wanna be a fat fuckin' rock'n'roll... Star!
8.
You never really moved me Beyond the point of thinking that You never really moved me Beyond the point of wishing that You'd somehow, some day move me Beyond the point you did On the day you said hello to me In a wave of freakish fantasy What's in a conversation? A delicate positioning A slow negotiation That's if you're even listening Oh, I don't know the rules And I don't believe I care to You know just what you're bound to say And rules are stupid anyway But dear, dear what's-yer-face I can't stand the way you infiltrate my quiet evening In a vacuum of meaning Dear, dear, watch your face You do it all day anyway Your self-obsessed philosophy is a special brand of ecstasy Oh dear, where'd you go? Fall into your TV show? That was your identity Is that why you don't hear from me? You never really moved me Dear, dear what's-yer-face You never really moved me, oh You never really moved me Dear, dear what's-yer-face You never really moved me, oh
9.
You're acting like an innocent I really can't get into it You're playing down your influence Just like we're all immune to it It takes the whole afternoon just to get across the room Super freakin' powers, boom! We're not capturing time We're not measuring feelings Draw your life like a line For the ants on the ceiling You know they're desperately trying To get the words transmitted for your sympathetic buy-in Dream on, dream on Dream on, dream on Hey, Dishcloth! Your motives were apparent The moment you appeared spacin' out on the verandah Step on up for the honorary mention Can anyone believe how you're bustin' the convention? Hey, Dishcloth! Now tell me what we're saying The rules are just for children and there's no-one even playing Dream on, dream on Dream on, dream on
10.
She knows she's a popular girl Expectations are high This life will deliver to her Some bland kind of guy I'm down with the D&D crew Chasing burgers and fries Lord knows I've got nothing to do With the popular guys Down in my room on the floor Is the Dungeon of Nevermore I scored half an eighth off this girl She hung for a while I showed her my Chewbacca doll She showed me her smile Down in my room on the floor In the Dungeon of Nevermore

credits

released December 18, 2020

COMPOSED, PRODUCED, ARRANGED & PERFORMED BY FFREDI BLINO
except:
Pedestrian Motion - Lyrics Ff. Blino, Music Ff. Blino & A. Hillhouse
The Dungeon of Nevermore - Lyrics Ff. Blino, Music J. Aertssen, J. Harvey & K. Lamont

Recorded in the front room, Oct/Nov 2020
Mastered by Kenny at audiokoala.com

Diolch o'r galon: Myndi & the burrow dwellers for tolerating the takeover,
TD for the BG, & KK for remote production support.

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